My Quotes Page

Well since everyone else has one I thought I'd make one of my own. Also, having been postscript editor for a year I've got used to having a pen and paper on me and listening out for things so BEWARE! Anyway, I've split things up into OUSGG quotes and IRC quotes and others, all with the newest quotes at the top. I thought this would be better since most quotes are better if you know the people involved.

OUSGG Quotes

Chris (listening to footie on the radio): I just came to be sociable.
Chris: You can have me for 15 minutes at half time.
Steve: I had lots of people rolling around on the floor.

IRC Quotes

Penfold (low mutter): sssquelchy noises!
Penfold to Fennel: Put it away!
Matt to Fennel: That's disgusting.

Other Quotes

Liam (sysadmin at Domino) talking about our DNS: more holes in it than swiss cheese, no, come to think of it, more holes than NT
Mum: David. Don't eat in the middle of a meal.

There are other quotes pages about for people to have a look at. Some of these are linked below though may have restricted access.

Matt's website which houses lots of the IRC quotes as well as those IRL
Please email comments and queries to Caroline Berry.